What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

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What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.