What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

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What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

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What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"