What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.