What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

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What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.