What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.