You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
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Throw it into a wood chipper.
Well an erection of course.
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
You can't play football with the remote.
they drop acid of course
With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course
Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.
I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time
Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
Hire a hitman
He threw his arm out.
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Arkansas
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
whisper I don't have a Ferrari.
Because then they'd have to hold erections.
Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!
The collie wobbles !