You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
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Throw it into a wood chipper.
Well an erection of course.
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
A bus-load of babies on fire.
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
There goes my hero"
Nun.
You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.
Go chuck itself of course.
With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course
A: They wanna peek-a-chu.
She's afraid of heights.
Depends on how hard you throw them
Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.
