A half-ton pickup.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
Flip it over
You flip it upside down.
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
WATER YOU DOING
A tachyon walks into a bar.
He overslept.
You only get paid in tips.
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
It saves so much time.
Demogorgonzola
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
be careful with whom you chose
Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.
