A half-ton pickup.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
Flip it over
Because it wasn't his real dad
Turn the stool upside-down
An addadictamie.
A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
Shaking hands.
What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop
They are both unlike radicals.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Me: I peed my pants.
A paddy melt!!
A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
You take the "F" out of way.
