Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle