Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."