Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.