What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

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What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.