Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.