Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!