Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!