What do you call a fish with no eye?

Disabled.

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "