Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl