Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer