Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli