Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark