Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

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Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.