When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat?

Dead or alive, you're coming with me

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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