When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat?

Dead or alive, you're coming with me

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What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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A *paradox.*

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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