What do you call a bat in a hurry?

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you