What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

What's a camel's favourite song?

Bat Out of Camell