What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)