What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.