What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.