What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god