What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.