What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Diseased Beaver Jokes More Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.