What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Diseased Beaver Jokes More Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.