What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.