What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Diseased Beaver Jokes More Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.