Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What did the blonde's dentist find?

A: Teeth in the cavity.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.