Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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Tulips on an organ.

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You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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He found a lump on his testicle.

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the cow didn't make it.

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Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

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Tulips on your organ.