Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What did one piano say to another?

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

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He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.