Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!