Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

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Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.