Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.