Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.