Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.