Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS