Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

What do fish smoke?

Seewead

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS