Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.