Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What do you call a piano composer that smokes?

Tarcoughski

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS