Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS