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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

Hypotenuse Jokes More Hypotenuse Jokes

What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!