Smoke Weed Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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Pothead Jokes More Pothead Jokes

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Baked Bean Jokes More Baked Bean Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners?

Baked Beans.

What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Pol Pot Jokes More Pol Pot Jokes

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.

What is a Cambodian's favorite meal?

Pol Pot.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire