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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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Zelda Jokes More Zelda Jokes

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game?

It's Hylian-ticipated

Potato Head Jokes More Potato Head Jokes

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What is Mrs. Potato Head's stripper name?

Ida Ho

Rihanna Jokes More Rihanna Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Pothead Jokes More Pothead Jokes

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

Smoking Weed Jokes More Smoking Weed Jokes

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.