Smoke Weed Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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The reefercussions

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

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You're dead to me"

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They smuck

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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What do you call a group of people from Idaho?

Deydahoes.

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

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What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

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What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.