Smoke Weed Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Baked Bean Jokes More Baked Bean Jokes

What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

What do you call a Mexican who is high?

A Baked Bean!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Kingdom Jokes More Kingdom Jokes

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.