Native Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

Why don't Natives like snow?

Because it's white, and it's on their land.

What do you call a Native family reunion?

An alcoholics anonymous meeting.

What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

You might also enjoy:

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!