Native Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

Why don't Natives like snow?

Because it's white, and it's on their land.

What do you call a Native family reunion?

An alcoholics anonymous meeting.

What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

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Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.