Native Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

Why don't Natives like snow?

Because it's white, and it's on their land.

What do you call a Native family reunion?

An alcoholics anonymous meeting.

What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

You might also enjoy:

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call an exceptionally smart Native American?

IndiGENIUS

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

Nativity Jokes More Nativity Jokes

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Inuit Jokes More Inuit Jokes

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.