Native Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

Why don't Natives like snow?

Because it's white, and it's on their land.

What do you call a Native family reunion?

An alcoholics anonymous meeting.

What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

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What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What do you call a showoff Texan?

tatious.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.