Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.