What do you get when you cross a fag and a dairy farm?

A Dairy Queen

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.