How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

How do you confuse a straight person?

LGBTQ+

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.