How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

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Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!