What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.