Frito Lay Jokes

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries