Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained