Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.