What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !