What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

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What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !