What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."