Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!