Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What is M. Night Shamalan's favorite game?

Twister.

What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!