Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!