Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

Twister Jokes More Twister Jokes

What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

What is a trailer park's favorite game?

Twister