Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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People got lit and turnt.

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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Twister.