Eternity Jokes

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

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What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Letter M. Jokes More Letter M. Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Protestant Jokes More Protestant Jokes

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.