Jalapeno Business Jokes

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Why are jalapenos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeno business.

Why are some chillies nosy?

They're jalapeno business

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

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What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

Why is a nosey pepper so annoying?

He's jalapeno business

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business

Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

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Jalapeno Business...........

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About 10 pounds.

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So they fit in the box.

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A prism.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)