Jalapeno Business Jokes

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Why are jalapenos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeno business.

Why are some chillies nosy?

They're jalapeno business

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

Why is a nosey pepper so annoying?

He's jalapeno business

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business

Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

You might also enjoy:

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Nosey Pepper Jokes More Nosey Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.

What did the nosey pepper do?

It got jalepeno business!

Nosy Pepper Jokes More Nosy Pepper Jokes

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business. :)

What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Hot Pepper Jokes More Hot Pepper Jokes

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business

What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.