Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........