What's the difference between a man-whore and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three "hoes"

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because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho