Santa stops after three "hoes"
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
Jose (hoes eh?)
So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
Canta Plaus.
North Polish.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Santa stops after the third Ho