How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."