How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."