What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch