What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far