What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far