What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

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Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*