What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch