Going inside to ask for a hanger.
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
Don't look I'm changing!
Because I couldn't find a fake car."
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
When you get stiff before she does.
Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
They can never find the "any" key.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
