How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

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Kristall nacht

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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Glutentag!