Fjord Jokes

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Small Body Jokes More Small Body Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all