Fjord Jokes

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What do you call a viking cemetary?

A grey fjord.

Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.