What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right