How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.