How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

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Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.