How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.