How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.