By craic-ing his knuckles.
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2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Me: studying her closely He's... right here
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Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Water you doing here
Oh no, my ice cracked!
I bought some thyme yesterday.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.
The NBA.
A leperchaun! :D
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
He thought they were a delivery service
They only had 2 cars.
