By craic-ing his knuckles.
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2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
They're both really high and have no access to water.
The white bear, because it's polar
he thought he was going to Arrrland.
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
A liar.
You would too if you were a ginger
Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.
A senior high school math problem.
Because it was 2 turnt up
Brian drain !
Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Best viscious.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
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