By craic-ing his knuckles.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
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He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
1
Take us to your liter."
Plant it in the spring.
Spring water
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought
He wanted 2 hit singles
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Because they got homo e-rekt-us.
On the Inkernet.
