By craic-ing his knuckles.
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2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Fred and George Weasley.
In case you get a hole in one.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
I bought some thyme yesterday.
Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
She became an anchor...
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
Me: studying her closely He's... right here
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
An alcoholic with a drinking problem
Because gingers don't have Souls.