What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

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Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.