Because he left a residue at every pole.
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Residue.
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Two bees. What's worse that two bees? Three bees. What's worse than three bees? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Four bees.
The Holocaust.
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
Piccop Andropoff.
Shoot the guy that's pushing it
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Forced jokes.
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He derives!
He wears a coat and pants.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.