What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!