What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!