Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!