Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.