Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.