Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!