Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

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What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!