Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.