Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.