Why are cows so horny?

Cause they're always in the moo'd!

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.