What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.