What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...