What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.