Explosive Diarrhea Jokes

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

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What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

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I have explosive diarrhea.

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ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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Al-achoo Akbar.

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My ears are burning!"

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when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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