How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.