How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

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How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.