What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.