What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat