What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who drowns?

The boat.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko