What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What do boats and fourier transforms have in common?

Both sinc when rect.