Firefighter Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

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What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter?

Flame retardant

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Josb Jokes More Josb Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What did he name the second one?

Hose B

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.